hold-on a sec’

it’s the monday giggles…

If you answer the phone with “Hello, you’re on the air!” most telemarketers will hang up…

Gotcha, good!

una-peel-ing

it’s the monday giggles…

I would never call you stupid, but when I asked you to spell orange and you asked me, “The fruit or the color?” it kind of caught me off guard.

Don’t worry, I’ll navel let it happen again.

benjamins

Why do cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real?

If I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be at DOLLAR TREE, Karen!