it’s the monday giggles…
And because you are udderly amazing
these giggles are just for mooooooo!
Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: Why are cows so good at math?
A: They love to cownt.
Q: What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.
Q:What do you call a cow who works for a landscaper?
A: A lawn moo-er.
Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
Q: What is it called when a cow blends in with his surroundings?
A: Being CaMOOflauged.
Q: What was the cow’s favorite cookie?
Q: What were the cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowlogy, and cowculus
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
And last but not least…
Q: What do you call cattle that tell jokes?
A: Laughing stock!!!!
hugs n’ blessings and may this moooooonday be an extra-special one for you!
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Thank you so much for this touch of humour for new week. I have copied so I can pass on to my young grandson who I know will absolutely love COW jokes because of his rural interests. Much Love f. xx
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I do so verily hope that your grandson finds delight in sharing the cow jokes to release a giggle or more! hugs…