’til the cows come home!

it’s the monday giggles…

And because you are udderly amazing

these giggles are just for mooooooo!

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Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Q: Why are cows so good at math?
A: They love to cownt.

Q: What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.

Q:What do you call a cow who works for a landscaper?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Q: What is it called when a cow blends in with his surroundings?
A: Being CaMOOflauged.

Q: What was the cow’s favorite cookie?
A: Moooolasses.

Q: What were the cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowlogy, and cowculus

Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia

And last but not least…

Q: What do you call cattle that tell jokes?
A: Laughing stock!!!!

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hugs n’ blessings and may this moooooonday be an extra-special one for you!

2 thoughts on “’til the cows come home!

  1. Thank you so much for this touch of humour for new week. I have copied so I can pass on to my young grandson who I know will absolutely love COW jokes because of his rural interests. Much Love f. xx

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