a-cownting

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Then…

I passed a car on the interstate sportin’ a California license-plate.

Actually, they passed by ME speedily, which is probably what drew my attention to their plate.

What the fritoes!

Traveling along the Northwestern Pennsylvania highway a CA plate is not a common site in our neck of the woods!

After my initial shout-out I paused, offering a prayer for the occupants inside the blurr now long ahead of me, that they be protected given the speed they were currently traveling.

Yikes!

Personal note: You never know what someone else may be going through, which is why we should be mindful to pass around the fritoes, sparingly!

Continue reading “a-cownting”

’til the cows come home!

it’s the monday giggles…

And because you are udderly amazing

these giggles are just for mooooooo!

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Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

Q: Why are cows so good at math?
A: They love to cownt.

Q: What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.

Q:What do you call a cow who works for a landscaper?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Q: What is it called when a cow blends in with his surroundings?
A: Being CaMOOflauged.

Q: What was the cow’s favorite cookie?
A: Moooolasses.

Q: What were the cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowlogy, and cowculus

Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia

And last but not least…

Q: What do you call cattle that tell jokes?
A: Laughing stock!!!!

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hugs n’ blessings and may this moooooonday be an extra-special one for you!