I passed a car on the interstate sportin’ a California license-plate.
Actually, they passed by ME speedily, which is probably what drew my attention to their plate.
“What the fritoes!”
Traveling along the Northwestern Pennsylvania highway a CA plate is not a common site in our neck of the woods!
After my initial shout-out I paused, offering a prayer for the occupants inside the blurr now long ahead of me, that they be protected given the speed they were currently traveling.
Personal note: You never know what someone else may be going through, which is why we should be mindful to pass around the fritoes, sparingly!
Continue reading “a-cownting”
it’s the monday giggles…
And because you are udderly amazing
these giggles are just for mooooooo!
Q: What happens when a cow is exhausted?
A: It cowlapses.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: Why are cows so good at math?
A: They love to cownt.
Q: What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.
Q:What do you call a cow who works for a landscaper?
A: A lawn moo-er.
Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
Q: What is it called when a cow blends in with his surroundings?
A: Being CaMOOflauged.
Q: What was the cow’s favorite cookie?
Q: What were the cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowlogy, and cowculus
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
And last but not least…
Q: What do you call cattle that tell jokes?
A: Laughing stock!!!!
hugs n’ blessings and may this moooooonday be an extra-special one for you!